i dun feel excited or anything when watching this movie so it really suxz
this is extracted from jervyn blog ,his english damn chim sia anyway
if u r feeling down n wan laugh out ur guts read jervyns blog
http://www.taste-my-shitty-shit.blogspot.com/
lesson on thursday's lecture was funny wid jw,show luo, daryl, chu bi n Christhoper..
joke amoz whole lesson LOL Ya n i Fail LTT
HOHOHO now is 1.48am i m going to slp after struggling very long to a new blogskin still incomplete yet tmr then i do haha
oh i went to e docs today n nurse diagonse me wid fever i say hot weather but after a while when i cooldown temp took again still fever i know wat u all thinking i nvr kena SWINE FLU la,then MC given was on today so gg 2 test gn 5% each lost too bad hu ask me..
HoHoHo M i 2 FiErCe? My ClAsSmAtEs ScAreD To InFoRm Me TaT i NoT iN ThEiR GrP fOr RFNS
ok e previous post was harsh, anyway i love my parents both lotsa
KNS mum jus keep got this negative mindset tat i m gonna spent alll e money in my bank jus like my sis, this is so idiotic la, i told her i dun like keeping so much money wid me in e bank ,then she jus say ya coz if i put a lump sum u will spent it all.. makes my blood boil man jus dunno how to communicate wid her, women in menopause age is simply jus uncommunicatable ... i reali veri pei fu wid dad can tahan her so long, maybe ur skill of making everything she sound like nth n say ok or yes is e best way BOOYA.
OH BOO TAJ kenna voted out, so much for JALAPAO 3 ...正所为钱能使鬼吞没;别小看钱的力量!!!!
Mum bought me this RED BEAN TAU HUA n ROTI JOHN for dinner SO NICE!!!!!!!
er today need chiong finish PINS project be4 kenna F*** by brendan!!
PINS,FASC n RNFS r stressing me out man, i m so lag out behind haha
ok catch Angels n Demons today yeah erm a lot of twist n turns overall
CHANG'S M.Meter give it a 6.5/10
This Angel look damn cool half gd ,half bad!!!
HOHOHO its mother days today,didnt get anything for mama though .Yesterday all my relatives celebrate mother day at my hse, it all ended to early le. theres not much chit-chatting n talk cocking around ,COZ OF ? coz of lies n deception in e hse,theres going to be a big break out depending on whoEVER initate it ....
jervyn,wq n bob make a blog each so random haha
rah wasted half a day at e doctors but in e end no medicine, onli an mc -_-'' while queueing in e morning, a lot of ppl jus cut queue, they dun understand wats e meaning of queueing lo kns man, then went to e doctor where its around 12.30 so when e
boo so many hw to do, went to jj few days ago to talk cock and heard this damn funny
Army Fighting Language
The year is 2020,Singapore has successfully purge chinese dialect from its young ppl, much to the delight of super senior mentor Lee,Mandrain and english is now the language of choice.
WO: Gentleman ,i m ur warrant officer. u may call me Engchek, Engchek is means uncle in malays.
REC:Er excuse me sir!
WO: Oi! Dun call me sir,i m not occifer(slang for officer) i m Engchek NABEI understand a not?
REC:Yes ,Engchek NABEI .
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY ,my name is not NABEI, u all dun understand hokkien is it? NABEI is ur monther(actually is ur father)!
REC:Sry Engchek we onli speak english and mandrain.
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! Wat kind of A level u all study,hokkien and dialect oso dunno?
REC:Engchek,你可以讲华语吗? 我英语不是很好!
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! Recruit chek where u come from china is it?
REC:是地!
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! like tat oso can ar..
REC:Lim ,hu is this CAO-CHEE-BY ar? Engchek call him 4 times already, do we have a Recruit CAO?
REC:Engchek, hu is Recruit CAO-CHEE-BY? I dun believe he is in our platoon.
REC:是啊!
WO: Recruit Lim, CAO-CHEE-BY oso dunno? it is hokkien for smelly girl downstairs.
REC:Engchek i feeling faint..
WO: Huh u PENG SAN ar?
REC:No no i m alyosius!
WO: Huh u CAO KENG ar?
REC:No Engchek i m alyosius, Caos keng is my buddy.
WO: Eh recruit,dun be a cockster understand! play punk rite? see i use english now.
REC:EngChek when will we be issue our weapon?
WO: Dialect is e weapon of e singapore soldier,no dialect is like no LAMPA!
REC:我听不懂!
WO: ok enugh this nonsense, i will teach u how to CHIONG SUA and use army fighting language. CHIONG SUA is means rush e mountain. Ready?
REC:Ready Engchek!
WO: When u charge, u can shout LAN JIAO! TRY!
REC:LAN JIAOOOOO!
WO: This means u call ur enemy a penis.Next ,LI BO LAMPA!
REC:LI BO LAMPAAAAAA!
WO: This is means u call ur enemy got no tenticles!Last one, HUT JI LIUP HOR LI SI!
REC:HUT JI LIUP HOR LI SIIII!
WO: This is means u tell ur enemy i throw 1 LIUP give u die.
REC:Engchek y army fighting language always focus on e reproductive system.
WO: Becoz, Recruit we wan our enemy to die cockstand!!!
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