boo so many hw to do, went to jj few days ago to talk cock and heard this damn funny Army Fighting Language The year is 2020,Singapore has successfully purge chinese dialect from its young ppl, much to the delight of super senior mentor Lee,Mandrain and english is now the language of choice. WO: Gentleman ,i m ur warrant officer. u may call me Engchek, Engchek is means uncle in malays.
REC:Er excuse me sir!
WO: Oi! Dun call me sir,i m not occifer(slang for officer) i m Engchek NABEI understand a not?
REC:Yes ,Engchek NABEI .
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY ,my name is not NABEI, u all dun understand hokkien is it? NABEI is ur monther(actually is ur father)!
REC:Sry Engchek we onli speak english and mandrain.
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! Wat kind of A level u all study,hokkien and dialect oso dunno?
REC:Engchek,你可以讲华语吗？ 我英语不是很好！
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! Recruit chek where u come from china is it?
REC:是地！
WO: CAO-CHEE-BY! like tat oso can ar..
REC:Lim ,hu is this CAO-CHEE-BY ar? Engchek call him 4 times already, do we have a Recruit CAO?
REC:Engchek, hu is Recruit CAO-CHEE-BY? I dun believe he is in our platoon.
REC:是啊！
WO: Recruit Lim, CAO-CHEE-BY oso dunno? it is hokkien for smelly girl downstairs.
REC:Engchek i feeling faint..
WO: Huh u PENG SAN ar?
REC:No no i m alyosius!
WO: Huh u CAO KENG ar?
REC:No Engchek i m alyosius, Caos keng is my buddy.
WO: Eh recruit,dun be a cockster understand! play punk rite? see i use english now.
REC:EngChek when will we be issue our weapon?
WO: Dialect is e weapon of e singapore soldier,no dialect is like no LAMPA!
REC:我听不懂！
WO: ok enugh this nonsense, i will teach u how to CHIONG SUA and use army fighting language. CHIONG SUA is means rush e mountain. Ready?
REC:Ready Engchek!
WO: When u charge, u can shout LAN JIAO! TRY!
REC:LAN JIAOOOOO!
WO: This means u call ur enemy a penis.Next ,LI BO LAMPA!
REC:LI BO LAMPAAAAAA!
WO: This is means u call ur enemy got no tenticles!Last one, HUT JI LIUP HOR LI SI!
REC:HUT JI LIUP HOR LI SIIII!
WO: This is means u tell ur enemy i throw 1 LIUP give u die.
REC:Engchek y army fighting language always focus on e reproductive system.
WO: Becoz, Recruit we wan our enemy to die cockstand!!!
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